SEX ON CREDIT

Unfortunetly the oldest career in the universe is suffering due to our difficult economic situation. A prostitute is define as the exposing or otherwise offering oneself or someone else with the purpose of tempting potential customers to exchange money or goods for the promise of cooperativeness in sexual intercourse from the exposed person. (Thanks, Wikipedia. LOL). But what happened when the potential customer doesn’t has a penny? Well, you just rely on credit. That’s what some people think. A couple of days ago, this lady landed in our airport. She had a connecting flight, a connecting that was never connected because she never took it. She was too busy offering her services. You might think, this so uncommon, so nasty, so sick, so insane. Unfortunately for us, is pretty common. We have seen it in numerous occasions. What makes this case special? The exchange of money didn’t have to occur right away. You could pay whenever you get paid! What a deal, right? Plain and simple, the lady was offering sex, but you didn’t have to pay right away. She can give you the service and whenever the greens roll into your account, call her and set up an appointment and bring the money. Cool! That’s like having a hair cut with your visa. Needless to say she was reported, needless to say the cops came, needless to say, she offered the cop her services and of course he didn’t has to pay immediately, she could wait until pay day.